so last friday being the last day of classes for spring semester, usu brought in sean kingston to perform. his most famous song 'you're way too beautiful girl. that's why it'll never work. you make me suicidal suicidal.' that song. yes you know. hahah. well he came. and i have to put a list of things that should not be done at a usu COLLEGE concert.- no teen boppers. stay home.
- if you have to ask your friends 'what time is it? my dad is picking me up at ten' you probably shouldn't be there.
- if your parents have to push through the crowd in order to drag you out, you shouldn't be there.
- definitely wear a bright neon colored vest, people think you're important and let you through the crowd without shoving you.
- don't bring your two year old, he/she does not care and is probably freezing for your satisfaction of seeing your favorite Jamaican. stop living your college dreams, stay home.
- if you're in a crowd pressed up against everyone and can't move, don't dance and wiggle your butt, you're probably rubbing it up on someone's leg, who does not want your butt there.
- if you're 8 feet tall, stand in the back. do not be by your 4 foot girlfriend and her friends, no one can see past you.
- if i can smell alcohol before i even see you, you drank too much. its not attractive.
- if you're performing, acknowledge the side crowd, yes everyone came to see you.
- no one cares about your birthday. so don't ask the crowd what your birthday is, especially if you're not an A list celebrity.
- if you have to do something drastic to your hair to come to a concert, you're in need of attention, period.
- if you have to say 'put your hands up' every three lines you say, the crowd is too tired of putting their hands up.
- if you're a cop, don't be a jerk.
- if i am giving you plenty of room to walk through, don't shove me just because. i promise you i WILL shove you back.
- do not smoke in the middle of the crowd, you will hit someone with your cigarette and hopefully it will be your boyfriend.'
- do not make out with your significant other in the middle of the crowd, go elsewhere.
so my sister recently got me addicted to www.stumbleupon.com. yes. i love it. i'm pretty sure i'm always on it. i've seen some pretty awesome things on it. basically you put in your interest and push stumble and it will bring up random internet sites with those interests. its pretty awesome actually. i recommend it. =) you'll love it.
my sister-in-law was texting me this morning asking when we're going up there next. well. i hope soon. i enjoy seeing all my cute nieces and nephews and everybody. i get along with everyone well. =) although, my face still goes red often. my mom says its because i have 'thin skin' hahaha. i swear everytime i'm telling a story or talking to anyone my face goes red. its annoying. so i told dax i was going to burn my face this weekend in my parents tanning bed so it would be red, and that would be my excuse for my face always going red. well i tanned. and my face didn't burn at alllllll. but dax's legs did when we tanned our legs after. red isn't even the color. they're like purple maroon. its awful. but silly. because i told him they would burn and all day he kept saying 'stupid lights, didn't even tan my legs. my legs are so white it didn't even work' then waBam! it did work. amusing on my part.
now time to get my study on. peace out silly bloggers.
haha i love your list of rules! :) they should have been enforced! and i love stumble upon! i have found some cool stuff on there.
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